Charlie Biscuit :)

'i wonder who it was that defined man as a rational animal. It was the most premature definition ever given.'
family don’t end with blood, boy.

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peremadeleine:

So on Saturday mom told me that she was going to try and “leave me the hell alone.”

Yesterday, my mom told me she was going to stop bothering me about jobs.

Today, I woke up to an itemized list of what I was supposed to do today (according to her), including “clean out your chest of drawers,” “change your sheets,” and “apply for jobs.”

Fuck off, Jesus.

Like, in her mind, I’m all:

Whereas the reality is:

licklucifer:

licklucifer:

there’s nothing i love more than babies and cats

I WAS LOOKING FOR CUTE BABY AND CAT PICTURES ANDimage

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BUT THEN AS I WENT FURTHER DOWN GOOGLE I GOT SHIT LIKEimage

imageSOMEONE STOP THIS MAN

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