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So on Saturday mom told me that she was going to try and “leave me the hell alone.”
Yesterday, my mom told me she was going to stop bothering me about jobs.
Today, I woke up to an itemized list of what I was supposed to do today (according to her), including “clean out your chest of drawers,” “change your sheets,” and “apply for jobs.”
Fuck off, Jesus.
Like, in her mind, I’m all:
Whereas the reality is: